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PRINT PLASTIC NOT FIAT Premium T-Shirt
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PLEBCLOCK
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Bitcoin Grenade – Signature Series – Max Keiser – El Salvador
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See What Our Customers Are Saying
I got one of these delightful objects at cryptoecon 2020, the last cryptocurrency conference before Covid destroyed everything.
It is the only grenade that I am comfortable letting my children play with because it is full of bitcoin love. When it explodes, truth and justice radiate throughout throughout the room, time preferences adjust lower, and central bankers quake in fear.
Strongly recommend these grenades for their unique societal healing powers.
Verified ownerLove them, I bought 4 and the fit was spot on. Attention to detail was kept at a very high standard and it shows.
This is a 100% buy for the Q
Verified ownerNice build quality. Can’t wait to build my SeedSigner.
Verified ownerFast shipping and quality product! Easy to set up and had it hashing within minutes! Purchasing another!
Verified ownerIt seems like a durable shroud and it is designed well to fit. I ordered 2 and they came quickly. The 6 inch shroud works well for a short exhaust line.
Verified ownerMy bitaxes are awesome and are hashing away as I type. Thanks for getting them to me so fast
Our Story
CryptoCloaks : Bitcoin Accessories Made by a Real Bitcoiner
CryptoCloaks has been building bitcoin-native products since 2017. What started as a passion project in Minnesota has grown into a full Colorado operation. Pride ourselves on our own designs making 3D printed bitcoin mining accessories, hardware wallet cases, and bitcoin art for people who actually care about this stuff.
Our Bitcoin Grenade is the most recognizable piece of bitcoin merch ever made. It was originally designed for the CryptoEcon 2020 conference in Hanoi, Vietnam. Getting them there wasn’t easy. Vietnamese customs officials pulled the shipment and were so alarmed by 120 realistic-looking grenades that they brought in a Vietnam War veteran to physically inspect them and confirm they weren’t real. They cleared customs. Then COVID shut the conference down. The remaining grenades got distributed randomly, bitcoiners loved them, and the rest is history. Now they’ve been spotted in the hands of Max Keiser, Soulja Boy, Paris Hilton, and Tucker Carlson.
Our BitAxe stands keep your open-source home miner upright and looking sharp while it stacks sats. Our Coldcard Q cases protect the best bitcoin signing device on the market. Our Blockmit washer jigs make metal seed phrase backups dead simple.
Everything is made to order in our Colorado shop on professional Bambu printers. We accept bitcoin. We ship worldwide. We’ve been building through two bear markets and we’re still here.